Bizarre Wedding News - December 12, 2019

by Scott Johnson

Well, well welcome back! With so much fun weddings from summer still needing to be shared, we have certainly been neglecting keeping you all up to date with weird wedding news! In case you are just tuning in, this is our chance to dive into some of the wackiest wedding headlines from around the planet. This week around we have got celebrity news (with a twist), some bridezillas and...chicken nuggets? Let’s get to it:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7621279/

In the first of two wedding mistakes today (this one being on the bride’s part), we take a look at a bride who might actually be a bridezilla in the truest sense of the word. Coming from Reddit (r/AmITheAsshole, to be exact), the sister of the bride in question posted to the judgement page to see if she would theoretically “be the a-hole” for admitting to their cousin a really horrible fact: that the bride was planning on using their facially-scarred cousin as the so-called “ugly friend” for photos.

I know. Makes you pretty angry, doesn’t it?

Of course, Reddit being Reddit, there were a lot of interesting responses as to how she should handle the bridezilla. Some were adamant about her admitting the truth to the cousin, others wanted to save her the pain of knowing that awfulness. But the general consensus is: the bride here was indeed the a-hole...though you don’t really need a poll or anything to figure that one out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7621829/

Wedding snafu #2 is surprisingly a little more up for debate than the first one, but not by much. In the hallowed list of wedding faux pas, “don’t wear white to a wedding” is certainly near the top (unless otherwise stipulated by the bride, as we have seen in the past). But that didn’t stop one wedding guest in the UK from arriving in what looks very much like a wedding dress.

To make matters worse, the girl in the photo had originally captioned the photo “not their wedding,” to which the anonymous poster claims that she’s “self aware about wearing white to a wedding.” As you can see in the pic, it is unmistakably a wedding dress. If you were scanning through a bunch of photos of dresses, this one wouldn’t make you do a double take. However, eagle-eyed commenters note that the dress could actually be a light blue.

Is this one of those white/gold, blue/black incidents? Let us know below!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kristen-bell-dax-shepard-forgot-anniversary

We love Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. They are one of the best, most honest Hollywood couples in history, and it would be a true travesty should their romance ever fade...knock on wood.

So in yet another moment of “they’re just like us,” Kristen posted to Instagram saying “we were reminded by family and friends that at some point last week, it was our five-year wedding anniversary. In truth, neither of us remember which day.”

To make things all the more hilarious, it was actually their sixth! Perhaps she was just playing it up at that point for already forgetting? We love them even more now.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10158496/

Yet another story coming out of the UK (and another reason why we should open up shop over there as well), featuring the most unusual wedding bouquet of the year: chicken nuggets. The bride, Blair, is supposedly very into chicken nuggets, and her cousin (and maid-of-honor) Jenna thought to honor this love at her wedding. So Jenna went straight to the top: Tyson’s, and asked for a hand in making this dream come true. They delivered in spades...er...chicken nuggets.

An edible bouquet was sent to the wedding, along with “nuggets for all the wedding guests and a year’s supply of chicken.” Wow, what a gift!

Check out the article for more chicken nugget adorableness!

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There you have it for this edition! Be sure to be on the lookout for more weddings, more news, and our Favorites of 2019 Countdown!